Each new school year sees the return of the dreaded hallsweep. If you were mistaken enough to take an extra lap around the hall, or take one more hit in the big stall, being caught by an administrator...
We all know RedBull’s famous slogan: “RedBull gives you wings.” But do these energy drinks really live up to their reputation? Self-made stuntwoman, competitive ice skater, and RedBull athlete Mabel...
After months of pushing, shoving, and shouting, in the lunch lines, Admin is cracking down. Students will now be required to create an account on the MySchoolLunch app where they can customize their lunch...
Last week, I had the rather unique experience of interviewing Mr. Smith, the incoming history teacher for the 2025-2026 school year. I conducted this interview to help students who might find themselves...
Semicolons
This one seems self-explanatory for the most part; who do you think you are? There’s absolutely nothing more pretentious than someone who uses semicolons in their writing, especially casually;...
To simultaneously profess his undying love for Elon Musk while also attempting to stop the evil Left and their coalition of UFOs & unicorns with their pronouns; Trump has banned the use of any and...
Afrofuturism. “Art that envisioned a more joyful, liberated future for black people and all people,” Rachel Edleman, a 10th grade Language Arts teacher at Garfield, defined. It’s “reimagining either...
Seattle and New York are both cities known for their amazing food scene. While we have the Seattle dog, New York has bagels and schmears*. Instead of catching a 6 hour plane ride, The Messenger headed...
Women in the pop world have always used their music to uplift womens’ voices and change the face of the music industry. In 2024, many pop stars seemed to shoot to stardom almost overnight. However,...
Twenty-five times since their inaugural 1985-86 season, the Seattle Thunderbirds have qualified for the Western Hockey League (WHL) playoffs—and they’ve done it again in 2025.
Seattle’s rough-and-tough...
