Dear Dawgs,
I accidentally called my teacher “dad” in class, and now he brings it up every time he sees me—literally every time. I can’t even look over at him without hearing, “Hey, son, need...
Dear Dawgs,
I have recently enrolled in my local badminton tournament to impress the future college emissions officer at Grand Canyon University. Only problem is: I’ve never played. Everytime I...
Dear Dawgs,
T-Minus 17 days until New Years AKA smooching time. Ever since I was a wee lad I’ve been obsessed with the idea of a New Years kiss, even going so far as to practice on my Cynthia Erivo...
Dear Dawgs,
Advisory is just too fun! I want it every day! I get so much work done, I love spending an hour each day in a random classroom, it’s the highlight of my day. All I can think about is...
Dear dawgs,
I have been training night and day to make this bowling team. Countless hours spent on Wii bowling practicing the perfect strike. I’ve given up everything for bowling; running away from...
Dear Dawgs,
Being cheated on by a Spokanite hey mamas lesbian has severely altered my perception of reality… I mean… SPOKANE? Come on now, who am I? Is this what I've become? I need an elaborate...
Dear Dawgs,
I have a crush on this guy in my gov class, and I liked him last year too. He is
the dream hallway crush, but I want it to be more than just that. He’s wayyy
out of my league, but...
