As much as people love winning, relishing in their opponents’ defeat can be even more satisfying. Fantasy Football is notorious for giving brutal punishments to losers of the league; a long standing tradition of the competition.

Fantasy Football is a competition primarily played amongst families and friends. A group will create their own league and each person will draft NFL players to their Fantasy team. Over the course of the NFL season, players will set a lineup each week and earn points based on their team’s performance. Players compete head to head with another team in the league, winning or losing based on accumulation of points by their players. At the end of the season, the player with the worst record is the loser, and subject to a punishment of their league’s discretion. 

Social media take over

On the more tame side, the loser gives the winner(s) complete access to all of their social media for 24 hours. The winners do whatever they want with this power and anything done in the 24 hours must stay up on all accounts until the beginning of the next season.

Read and write book report on Moby Dick

Looking for something more intellectual? Have the loser read 635 pages about a white whale and write a 3 page essay about the symbolism in the book. In the long run it may be beneficial!!

Play an instrument they don’t know how to play on the street until they raise a certain amount of money

The best way to embarrass and torture unrhythmic losers is to give them an instrument they don’t know how to play and have them perform on the street collecting tips until they reach a certain amount of money.

Dress up as a grandma and go to bingo once a week for two months

Decked out with a cardigan and a white wig the loser has to go play bingo and to get initiated into a grandma bingo posse.

Successfully convince a flat earther that the Earth is round

Unfortunately, arguing with people who don’t listen to reason is hard. But the loser must! Not only do they have to argue with a flat earther but they also have to win.

Lecture vapers in Garfield gender neutral bathroom

Going into the gender neutral bathroom is already punishment enough with the amount of fumes being emitted. But the loser must bring in a podium and give a motivational speech about how vaping destroys lungs. After their moving talk, they have to go around and collect all the geek bars and give them to security. Note: No bodyguard provided.