To simultaneously profess his undying love for Elon Musk while also attempting to stop the evil Left and their coalition of UFOs & unicorns with their pronouns; Trump has banned the use of any and all pronouns in the USA. In an interview conducted by Bunshine Armpitsky, Trump stated, “I don’t have pronouns, I have never believed in pronouns, pronouns are fake news that came to Earth on a space ship when UFOs colonized the Earth in 3005. You might be saying, ‘Oh glorious King Dictator of the Important World (the USA), how did pronouns get to 2025?’ The UFOs and Unicorns time traveled and ripped open the space time continuum and shot pronoun laser guns to infect the already evil demogorgons democrats.” Trump’s next plan of action is to destroy all rainbows contaminating the earth. He claims they are portals that spit out new pronouns everyday and continue to terrorize our world. Trump proclaims, “There is nothing more terrifying that seeing a vibrant deadly pronoun infested rainbow in the sky planted by the evil bloodthirsty colonizing unicorns”. His next order of action in battling the pronouns is “to slay Hillary Clinton because she has transformed into a pronoun.” He is also working to ban electric cars (except Teslas obvi) because they are conspiring with “climate change” and turning the “ozone” into a pronoun. Finally Trump is genetically modifying all US citizens to be unable to say any pronouns and will self destruction upon the mention of the word “they”.