Prom. An evening where dreams come true, dresses sparkle, and rented tuxedos barely survive the dance floor.
In honor of this sacred night (which has lacked energy and enthusiasm in recent years—let’s be real), the Messenger proudly presents the top three poses and dance moves that’d get you all the fine shyts! Disclaimer: Results may vary. Use at your own risk.
The classic slow dance. In recent years, “Love” by Keycia Cole seems to find its way to every school dance. It’ll be wise to learn the lyrics ahead of time; you will be expected to mouth along dramatically at some point.
To execute this timeless move, follow these simple steps:
- Face each other and make direct eye contact: This is the moment you show your deep love and admiration to the person before you. Shy? No worries, just make sure your eyes are wide open and do not break eye contact first by any means ifykyk.
- Hand placement. Enough friendships have crumbled over an accidental waist grab. Don’t be the one to ruin your striving “situationship” because you thought you’ve found your true love in high school. Plus, the traditional “guy’s hand on waist, girl’s hand on shoulder” is outdated. Let’s switch it up!
- If you’ve made it this far without stepping on each other’s feet, congratulations! You’re halfway to having the best night of your life. Please purchase the next issue for the remaining steps <3
The “Trio” Pose. Every trio has an undeniable duo, and if you can’t tell who it is, it’s probably not you. But hey, we don’t judge! This pose ensures all three of you get your moment, even if the camera (and the world) knows who the real pair is. The secret? Strategic placement. Let the actual couple stand just slightly apart so you can slide in between like the charming third wheel you are. Smile, tilt your head, and pretend your friendship isn’t about to change forever after tonight.
The solo shot. No date? No problem. Maybe your partner ghosted you.
Maybe you just don’t have one. Whatever the reason is, use the same confidence that urged you to come to a school dance alone and own it. It doesn’t mean no one loves you (I’m sure you’re a catch.) Instead of looking sad, take a picture that shows off how fun, charming, and downright adorable you are. Flash that smile, tilt your head just right, and let them all see what they’re missing. Don’t be ashamed to show your inner cutie pie! Even the most feared figures in the school aren’t immune to the magic of prom night. If they can strike a pose, so can you.
