What is a Diva Cup?

“It’s like a little hat you put on your lego figures.”

“Is it like a jock strap for women?”

‘“I’m assuming you hold it and you have some other structure to hold it in place and you pick it up and drink out of it.”

“That has something to do with abortions, I think, I have no idea though.”

“It’s a funnel for super small bottles.”

“I watched a youtube short on this, a diva cup is a cup that women put in their vagina as a tampon or something? I said vagina haha”

What is a Speculum?

“Uh..is it like a juicer or something?”

“It has something to do with the black plague, the Spanish flu or something. You know the doctors and they wear like the things?”

“It looks like a hair straightener extension … it could be used for shaping a hotdog.”

“Looks like something that you squeeze for some mechanical action.”

“I think it could be a rectal thermometer.”

“I know this. It’s a tampon retriever.”

“Is it a life event, like when you get The Talk?”

“Is that what you use for circumcisions?”

“Wait, is it like an eyelash curler?”

What is a cellulite?

“A cellulite is a part of a cell.”

“It’s biological, a protein vitamin thing that you drink.”

“I know it has something to do with the mitochondria.”

“It’s the stuff plants are made out of.”

“Cellulite, like a type of protein powder, or something.”

“A cellulite, maybe plural cells.”

“Maybe something about trees.”

What is chafing?

“Can men experience chafing?” 

“I read about this, it’s when girls don’t shower for an extended period of time.”

“It’s like two things rubbing together, and they progressively are deteriorating because they are rubbing together.”

“It’s like an aquatic sport, like a hybrid between swim and golf, but not like polo, like its own unique thing.”

What is a hymen?

“Isn’t that a senior at our school?”

“A hymen is a type of chair, a brand name.”

“A hymen, I know that it’s a type of song that is kind of short and originates from Germany.”

“It’s a type of footrest.”